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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>The Breakfast of Dweebs!</description><title>Muffins &amp; Squirrels</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @edenvale)</generator><link>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>I FUCKING HATE PETA!!!!  THIS IS IMPORTANT GUYS!!!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://chibimii.tumblr.com/post/46216864315/i-fucking-hate-peta-this-is-important-guys"&gt;I FUCKING HATE PETA!!!!  THIS IS IMPORTANT GUYS!!!&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heartsyhawk.tumblr.com/post/46306554964/i-fucking-hate-peta-this-is-important-guys" target="_blank"&gt;heartsyhawk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://harry-does-stuff.tumblr.com/post/46273843162/i-fucking-hate-peta-this-is-important-guys" target="_blank"&gt;harry-does-stuff&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://becquerelbark.tumblr.com/post/46271220242/i-fucking-hate-peta-this-is-important-guys" target="_blank"&gt;becquerelbark&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mynosylexia.tumblr.com/post/46269330224/i-fucking-hate-peta-this-is-important-guys" target="_blank"&gt;mynosylexia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://monroeshenanigans.tumblr.com/post/46236755708/i-fucking-hate-peta-this-is-important-guys" target="_blank"&gt;monroeshenanigans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://voiceofwind.tumblr.com/post/46220967503/i-fucking-hate-peta-this-is-important-guys" target="_blank"&gt;voiceofwind&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tankmonster.tumblr.com/post/46220569936/i-fucking-hate-peta-this-is-important-guys" target="_blank"&gt;tankmonster&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://enlightenedgnostalgic.tumblr.com/post/46214332847/i-fucking-hate-peta-this-is-important-guys" target="_blank"&gt;enlightenedgnostalgic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foreverfantasy.tumblr.com/post/46209273952/i-fucking-hate-peta-this-is-important-guys" target="_blank"&gt;foreverfantasy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;So for those of you may or may not know the organization PETA is people against animal cruelty.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well let me tell you a story that I just found out today.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Our dog Boulder is a show dog and he was at a show a few weeks or so ago.  PETA was also there and they were protesting how dog shows are inhumane. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So what did they fucking do?  They let all/most of the dogs out of their kennels and put &lt;strong&gt;rat poison&lt;/strong&gt; inside the kennels.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Boulder got sick after the show and as they were doing tests and everything they found the &lt;strong&gt;rat poison&lt;/strong&gt; in his system.  PETA killed my dog.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My dog Boulder has cancer now which spread to his kidney and his lungs.  He is not going to make it.  He has lost a lot of weight and needs to be fed by hand because of fucking PETA. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So I want you guys to spread this like wildfire.  Tell everyone about this.  Because of PETA we are losing a member of our family who is near and dear to us.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;fuck.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FUCK PETA. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Like, actually fuck you if you support PETA in any way&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yet another strike against peta…really, they say one thing and do everything else. 8 |&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;PETE members poison show dogs frequently it seems. A while ago I heard of them putting antifreeze in the animal’s water bowls at a show&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Don’t make me bring up that chicken guys all of you guys reblog this egberts you can help everybody please&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Never not reblog. Fuck PETA and their shit.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;First, OP I’m so sorry for your family ; this is not the first PETA horror story heard most sadly will not be the last. PETA is an awful organization and I never cease to be horrified by their depravity.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/46309730215</link><guid>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/46309730215</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 23:13:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>shy-town:

PIKACHU COOKING SET GIVEAWAY!~
Okay so I got two of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2a6862f3461d725a8a0d8dd59fe0e036/tumblr_mitv1se8A41r3hu8mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3131ee361edc8bd62c4b0e7b80d21b1f/tumblr_mitv1se8A41r3hu8mo2_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shy-town.tumblr.com/post/44058790000/pikachu-cooking-set-giveaway-okay-so-i-got-two" target="_blank"&gt;shy-town&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;PIKACHU COOKING SET GIVEAWAY!~&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Okay so I got two of these sets and I have no use for the other one so I thought I should do a tumblr giveaway. This set is kinda rare and cost a lot of money. So this is kinda a life time chance here people. They are brand new still in the box. Also I will be shipping internationally. &lt;3&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Rules:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;You MUST be following me.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;You can reblog as many times as you want.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The set &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;includes:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Pot&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Kettle&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Cutting broad&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Cooking utensils&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Tupperware&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Pikachu mug&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The giveaway ends on April 15th 2013! &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Good luck everyone!~&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Also I have a 3DS laying around that I don’t use cause I have a XL now so I will throw that in too. &lt;3&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/44144625844</link><guid>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/44144625844</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 11:11:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>: westboro baptist church wants to picket the funerals of the kids who died at the sandy hook tragedy.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.most-awkward-moments.com/post/38080226692/westboro-baptist-church-wants-to-picket-the-funerals-of"&gt;: westboro baptist church wants to picket the funerals of the kids who died at the sandy hook tragedy.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://damnitgeorge.tumblr.com/post/38040999752/westboro-baptist-church-wants-to-picket-the-funerals-of" target="_blank"&gt;damnitgeorge&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i live in connecticut, and westboro is planning to come to our state to picket these kids’ funerals because they believe god is punishing connecticut for legalizing gay marriage, and that’s why these kids died.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it’s fucking sickening.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;please reblog this and &lt;a href="https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/legally-recognize-westboro-baptist-church-hate-group/DYf3pH2d" target="_blank"&gt;click here&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;to…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/38109724358</link><guid>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/38109724358</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 20:10:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>livealifeofpassion:

peacepridelove:

just-love-myself-bitch:

CA...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6846855" width="400" height="224" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://livealifeofpassion.tumblr.com/post/35584629866/peacepridelove-just-love-myself-bitch-can-we" target="_blank"&gt;livealifeofpassion&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peacepridelove.tumblr.com/post/35583639162/just-love-myself-bitch-can-we-talk-about-how" target="_blank"&gt;peacepridelove&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://just-love-myself-bitch.tumblr.com/post/35581393616/can-we-talk-about-how-this-is-the-most-perfect" target="_blank"&gt;just-love-myself-bitch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING I’VE EVER SEEN.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6846855/gay-men-will-marry-your-girlfriends" target="_blank"&gt;“Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends”&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;College Humor NAILS this one.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I SNORTED&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;PERFECTION&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/35615347492</link><guid>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/35615347492</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2012 22:33:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>isha marsy</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8py4ylC1r1qhy6c9o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;isha marsy&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/29371822120</link><guid>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/29371822120</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2012 20:25:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>vchrisi:

badfuckingkarma:

stripeydani:

bloodspider:

gerkyhen:...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29ty2nTha1qziqxmo1_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29ty2nTha1qziqxmo2_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29ty2nTha1qziqxmo3_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29ty2nTha1qziqxmo4_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29ty2nTha1qziqxmo5_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29ty2nTha1qziqxmo6_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29ty2nTha1qziqxmo7_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29ty2nTha1qziqxmo8_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vchrisi.tumblr.com/post/28950252551/badfuckingkarma-stripeydani-bloodspider" target="_blank"&gt;vchrisi&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://badfuckingkarma.tumblr.com/post/27843552082/stripeydani-bloodspider-gerkyhen" target="_blank"&gt;badfuckingkarma&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stripeydani.tumblr.com/post/27777728613" target="_blank"&gt;stripeydani&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bloodspider.tumblr.com/post/27777491919/gerkyhen-teafortrouble-wearnocrowns" target="_blank"&gt;bloodspider&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gerkyhen.tumblr.com/post/22841412606" target="_blank"&gt;gerkyhen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teafortrouble.tumblr.com/post/22839706282/wearnocrowns-writetimetodraw" target="_blank"&gt;teafortrouble&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wearnocrowns.tumblr.com/post/22827723977/writetimetodraw-thirtysecondstogallifrey" target="_blank"&gt;wearnocrowns&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://writetimetodraw.tumblr.com/post/21250984294/thirtysecondstogallifrey-work-it-harder-make" target="_blank"&gt;writetimetodraw&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thirtysecondstogallifrey.tumblr.com/post/20847342459/work-it-harder-make-it-better-do-it-faster" target="_blank"&gt;thirtysecondstogallifrey&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Work it &lt;strong&gt;harder&lt;/strong&gt;, make it &lt;strong&gt;better&lt;/strong&gt;, do it &lt;strong&gt;faster&lt;/strong&gt;, makes us &lt;strong&gt;stronger&lt;/strong&gt; [&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMoo_r-vfyo" target="_blank"&gt;x&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;click. the. X.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DO IT.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You will not regret it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;NO SERIOUSLY FUCKING CLICK THE X.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Click it. Click the X&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Like seriously…click the x. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I regret nothing&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;THAT X ANOTHER &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oooooh I like 8D&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OH YES&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;ITS BACK&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Holy fucking goosebumps, click the x&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/28961621250</link><guid>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/28961621250</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2012 00:43:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fyeah-asia:

it was delicious!!! But I always forget the name,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m76ymgDUbB1r4bih9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fyeah-asia.tumblr.com/post/27248754560/it-was-delicious-but-i-always-forget-the-name" target="_blank"&gt;fyeah-asia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it was delicious!!! But I always forget the name, sorry xD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(own photo)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Looks like 김치 볶음밥 to me, when you get at most little 김밥 places it always has an egg on top like that.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/27260624122</link><guid>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/27260624122</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Jul 2012 10:55:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Let's see how many RPers are out there</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coatterryandjames.tumblr.com/post/19553456953/lets-see-how-many-rpers-are-out-there" target="_blank"&gt;coatterryandjames&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Reblog if you’re a role player of any fandom or even if you RP complete OCs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/21185950217</link><guid>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/21185950217</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 21:27:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Yep. One day til my wedding.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mormonmeme.tumblr.com/post/20571989169/yep-one-day-til-my-wedding" target="_blank"&gt;mormonmeme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think I could probably make a whole meme about mormon weddings/brides alone. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I went to pick out some makeup and the salesgirl was like, “you’ve been engaged THREE MONTHS?!?!” &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I wanted to say, “honey, I have friends who were engaged for three weeks.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And then you get in my boat where I&amp;#8217;ve been engaged for over 3 years, and everything else just seems ridiculously short.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/20591035552</link><guid>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/20591035552</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 11:25:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The story of my life every weekend….damn college…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1dbwupilq1qhy6c9o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1dbwupilq1qhy6c9o2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The story of my life every weekend….damn college…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/19820478690</link><guid>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/19820478690</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2012 00:45:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>dyingofcute:

Spiral staircase in the Iowa state capital...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m15932Iadg1qj2u1wo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dyingofcute.tumblr.com/post/19579477701/spiral-staircase-in-the-iowa-state-capital-library" target="_blank"&gt;dyingofcute&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Spiral staircase in the Iowa state capital library&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and this is why Iowa is awesome&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/19616855647</link><guid>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/19616855647</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 01:42:47 -0400</pubDate><category>fuckyeahiowa</category></item><item><title>Life with a Bottle of Moet: Harry Potter is better if you change the word "wand" to "willy" each time you read it.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://sarcasticdecadence.tumblr.com/post/19550149083/harry-potter-is-better-if-you-change-the-word-wand-to"&gt;Life with a Bottle of Moet: Harry Potter is better if you change the word "wand" to "willy" each time you read it.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peterflyingpan.tumblr.com/post/19539756360/harry-potter-is-better-if-you-change-the-word-wand-to" target="_blank"&gt;peterflyingpan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://matt-karen.tumblr.com/post/8438844193" target="_blank"&gt;matt-karen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://uprightcitizens.tumblr.com/post/7851952403" target="_blank"&gt;uprightcitizens&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/19554713343</link><guid>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/19554713343</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2012 22:50:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sarcasticdecadence:

lord-kitschener:

theirongoddessofmercy:

tr...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxgx8vHPD61qzaz3ro1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarcasticdecadence.tumblr.com/post/18503244352/lord-kitschener-theirongoddessofmercy" target="_blank"&gt;sarcasticdecadence&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lord-kitschener.tumblr.com/post/18502901623/theirongoddessofmercy-tracethedoubt" target="_blank"&gt;lord-kitschener&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theirongoddessofmercy.tumblr.com/post/18502537153/tracethedoubt-aaronphobia-nerdnector" target="_blank"&gt;theirongoddessofmercy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tracethedoubt.tumblr.com/post/18498020402/aaronphobia-nerdnector-elfsnatch-elksy" target="_blank"&gt;tracethedoubt&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aaronphobia.tumblr.com/post/18482908876/nerdnector-elfsnatch-elksy-jay-p-todd" target="_blank"&gt;aaronphobia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nerdnector.tumblr.com/post/18482549411" target="_blank"&gt;nerdnector&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elfsnatch.tumblr.com/post/18482279884/elksy-jay-p-todd-nerdyloki-w2ymdrama" target="_blank"&gt;elfsnatch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elksy.tumblr.com/post/18481945468/jay-p-todd-nerdyloki-w2ymdrama" target="_blank"&gt;elksy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jay-p-todd.tumblr.com/post/18481881878/nerdyloki-w2ymdrama-human-kitten" target="_blank"&gt;jay-p-todd&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nerdyloki.tumblr.com/post/18478543915/w2ymdrama-human-kitten-insideonemind" target="_blank"&gt;nerdyloki&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://w2ymdrama.tumblr.com/post/18459581153/human-kitten-insideonemind-ursinity-when" target="_blank"&gt;w2ymdrama&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://human-kitten.tumblr.com/post/18458826075/insideonemind-ursinity-when-they-tried-to" target="_blank"&gt;human-kitten&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://insideonemind.tumblr.com/post/18458495274/ursinity-when-they-tried-to-return-they-were" target="_blank"&gt;insideonemind&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ursinity.tumblr.com/post/18458044424/when-they-tried-to-return-they-were-stopped-at" target="_blank"&gt;ursinity&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“When they tried to return, they were stopped at the border by American immigration authorities who would not let them back into the country”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well then…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“That would require us to believe Lisbeth Salander is innocent.”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My sex life (&lt;em&gt;with&lt;/em&gt; Lisbeth?) depends on it!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“I quite deliberately dressed wild animals in tame costumes of my imagination.”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FUCK MY ENTIRE LIFE.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Beyond the transparisteel viewport myriad stars hung in space.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Please explain to me what THAT means…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“We finished at almost the same time, just as the sky began to lighten in the east.” -World War Z&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don’t normally do these, but I just so happened to have my book next to me and found this rather hilarious.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Use the PC with your name on it to store Mail held by a Pokemon you traded.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;… Oh okay. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“My father had his head bent over his antipasto”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OH GOD NO&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“What had been the study and desire of the wisest men since the creation of the world was now within my grasp.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh okay.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“So it didn’t seem like such a good idea to put up a poster of a superhero - shirtless or not.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;uh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so does that mean I have sex with possibly shirtless superheros from posters in my room or??&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, the smoke will help everyone achieve a slightly altered state without trying.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The journey to becoming a world-class organization begins with a firm and measurable commitment to excellence. &lt;/strong&gt;Who says social work isn’t sexy?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“She’d no chums on the delegation; she’d no one she trusted even back in Moscow, she said.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt; ”For thirteen days the retreat continued.”&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;…This bodes poorly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve definitely done this before. Actually I think I sort of even remember the book I used, but being bored, I did it again.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Tropheum Christianissimi Galliarum regis Francisci huius nominis primi&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You know you’re a Renaissance student when…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m going to translate this:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div class="almost_half_cell" id="gt-res-content"&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;span id="result_box"&gt;&lt;span class="hps"&gt;“Trophy&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="hps"&gt;of the most Christian&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="hps"&gt;King&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="hps"&gt;Francis&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="hps"&gt;of France,&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="hps"&gt;of the name the First (King Francis I of France)”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="hps"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Lets &lt;em&gt;do&lt;/em&gt; it!”  -Fahrenheit 451&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh hell yes.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/18512686795</link><guid>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/18512686795</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:07:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Reblog if you were a part of the Map Crunch Airport hunt of 2012</title><link>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/17927437857</link><guid>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/17927437857</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 23:07:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>risettespeaks:

AMEN

THIS NEEDS TO BE IN THE DAILY UNIVERSE</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lznjz4TJkD1qhnvwio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://risettespeaks.tumblr.com/post/17892683818/amen" target="_blank"&gt;risettespeaks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AMEN&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THIS NEEDS TO BE IN THE DAILY UNIVERSE&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/17892872026</link><guid>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/17892872026</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 13:17:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"I could rob a bank with this hat…"</title><description>“I could rob a bank with this hat…”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;-Erik while playing Twilight Princess (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://risettespeaks.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;risettespeaks&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Seriously, you could fit so many rupees in that thing!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/17866773729</link><guid>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/17866773729</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 00:00:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>kittyduckling:

edenvale:

cutethingsforyou:

Working next to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz40gqBsCg1rnjgolo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kittyduckling.tumblr.com/post/17750014495/edenvale-cutethingsforyou-working-next-to" target="_blank"&gt;kittyduckling&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/17671207866/cutethingsforyou-working-next-to-cat-or-my" target="_blank"&gt;edenvale&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cutethingsforyou.tumblr.com/post/17659705025/working-next-to-cat" target="_blank"&gt;cutethingsforyou&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Working next to cat&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or…..my fiancee&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;lol i hope she smacked you for that one&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Funny thing is, she’s the one who told me to write that.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/17773131287</link><guid>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/17773131287</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 13:00:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>thatfunnyblog:

http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz6vayoT1H1r2v25ko1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.psycho-facts.net/post/17724876620/http-thatfunnyblog-tumblr-com" target="_blank"&gt;thatfunnyblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/17743923334</link><guid>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/17743923334</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 21:13:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>cutethingsforyou:

Working next to cat

Or…..my fiancee</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz40gqBsCg1rnjgolo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cutethingsforyou.tumblr.com/post/17659705025/working-next-to-cat" target="_blank"&gt;cutethingsforyou&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Working next to cat&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or…..my fiancee&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/17671207866</link><guid>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/17671207866</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:07:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzbhqcsbEb1r9b4bao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/17540049877</link><guid>http://edenvale.tumblr.com/post/17540049877</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:54:12 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
